"The Big Media: Your reliable source for dishonest information that will keep you ignorant and maybe make you stupid.
"This ain't that." -- Hyman Shocker
"If you let them, they will.
"We did, and they did, and here we are." -- Shlomo Dybbuk
"One should be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise." — F. Scott Fitzgerald
IF YOU CAN SEE IN THIS PHOTO: a samurai cyborg gorilla wearing a single tennis shoe,
THEN YOUR MIND IS READY for the information contained in my one hour special called JOHN HODGMAN: RAGNAROK, premiering as a Netflix Original on June 20, 2013.
HOWEVER, if you just see a beautiful lady or an old hag or two wine glasses, please report back to Quonset Lab 7 for further BRAIN-TUNING.
THAT IS ALL